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Unstable Mare – Organic Punny T-Shirt
Unstable Mare – Organic Punny T-Shirt
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€27,95
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The Rebel Guarantee
The Rebel Guarantee
The Rebel Guarantee
We don’t slap our owl on rubbish.
- Packed by rebels in Ireland for our cards, pens and physical products.
- Printed to order in Europe for hoodies, tees, mugs and other items of our own design.
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- If your order arrives damaged or we’ve clearly messed something up (we are human), we’ll make it right. No gaslighting, no corporate nonsense.
For the girlies, gays and gobshites galloping on pure adrenaline and bad decisions.
The Unstable Mare tee features a wild, charging horse exploding through chaos – big main-character energy for anyone who looks put together but is actually one minor inconvenience away from bolting.
Soft, comfy and made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it’s perfect for nights out, drama debriefs, therapy days and “I swear I’m grand” performances.
A deadly gift for horse lovers, emotionally spicy humans and every unstable legend in your life (including yourself).
Designed in Ireland for lovable villains and petty icons.
The small print:
🚚 A Note from The Gifting Rebel on Delivery:
Made to order (because we hate waste). Every t-shirt is printed when you hit “buy” – not before. That means less stock gathering dust, more room for cheeky designs, and a smaller stomp on the planet. They usually land in 5–7 days, but give it up to 14 just to be safe. As this item is printed just for you when you order it, so we can’t take it back unless there’s an actual fault with the product. If something’s not right, tell us, we've got your back.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Gifting Rebel ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at rebelcrew@giftingrebel.ie.
The Unstable Mare tee features a wild, charging horse exploding through chaos – big main-character energy for anyone who looks put together but is actually one minor inconvenience away from bolting.
Soft, comfy and made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it’s perfect for nights out, drama debriefs, therapy days and “I swear I’m grand” performances.
A deadly gift for horse lovers, emotionally spicy humans and every unstable legend in your life (including yourself).
Designed in Ireland for lovable villains and petty icons.
The small print:
🚚 A Note from The Gifting Rebel on Delivery:
Made to order (because we hate waste). Every t-shirt is printed when you hit “buy” – not before. That means less stock gathering dust, more room for cheeky designs, and a smaller stomp on the planet. They usually land in 5–7 days, but give it up to 14 just to be safe. As this item is printed just for you when you order it, so we can’t take it back unless there’s an actual fault with the product. If something’s not right, tell us, we've got your back.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Gifting Rebel ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at rebelcrew@giftingrebel.ie.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
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