No, Really, I’m Grand – “I’m Fine” Monster Hoodie

This is the “No, Really, I’m Grand” hoodie for people who say “I’m fine” while very much not being fine at all.

On the front, a drowning, furry monster-hand sticks up a heroic thumbs-up above the words “I’M FINE” – the perfect visual for surviving on sarcasm, caffeine and pure chaos.

Soft, cosy and gloriously honest, this hoodie is:
Ideal for bad mental health days, long commutes and social situations you regret agreeing to!

A subtle “help me but also don’t talk to me” signal to anyone who sees it

A deadly gift for burnt-out friends, overworked gobshites and anyone who jokes their way through the meltdown.

Throw it on, pull up the hood, and let the monster hand do the emotional labour for you.

Designed in Ireland for lovable villains and petty icons

The small print:

🚚 A Note from The Gifting Rebel on Delivery:
Made to order (because we hate waste). Every hoodie is printed when you hit “buy” – not before. That means less stock gathering dust, more room for cheeky designs, and a smaller stomp on the planet. They usually land in 5–7 days, but give it up to 14 just to be safe. As this item is printed just for you when you order it, so we can’t take it back unless there’s an actual fault with the product. But, if something’s not right, tell us, we've got your back.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Gifting Rebel ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at rebelcrew@giftingrebel.ie.

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