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Too Old for This Sh*t – (Greeting Card)
Too Old for This Sh*t – (Greeting Card)
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The Rebel Guarantee
The Rebel Guarantee
The Rebel Guarantee
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Some cards sugarcoat it. This one doesn't. Perfect for the friend who's seen too much, said too little, and is one chaotic group chat away from quitting everything. Whether it's a birthday or just a mutual moment of fed-up solidarity, this card keeps it brutally real.
Because if age brings wisdom, it also brings zero tolerance for nonsense.
Details:
🖤 A6 Size
🌱 Printed on 350gsm recycled uncoated card
✍️ Blank inside for your own brutally honest message
📦 Includes premium white envelope
☘️ Designed & printed in Ireland
♻️ Plastic-free. Because f*ck waste too.
Back Message:
This is a sincere act of friendship. The giver believes connection is built on honesty, supporting your right to break the rules. Be unapologetically comfortable in your truth.
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