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Sorry for your loss....of Sanity, Sleep and Freedom - (Greeting Card)
Sorry for your loss....of Sanity, Sleep and Freedom - (Greeting Card)
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The Rebel Guarantee
The Rebel Guarantee
The Rebel Guarantee
We don’t slap our owl on rubbish.
- Packed by rebels in Ireland for our cards, pens and physical products.
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Welcome a new baby with the kind of honesty only this card dares to deliver. With bold black text and a signature red underline, this bright yellow card hilariously commiserates with new parents who are about to lose the three essentials of adult life: sanity, sleep, and freedom.
Whether you're the sarcastic sibling, the brutally honest friend, or just someone who knows what parenthood really looks like, this card hits the spot.
Details:
🖤 A6 Size
🌱 Printed on 350gsm recycled uncoated card
✍️ Blank inside for your own brutally honest message
📦 Includes premium white envelope
☘️ Designed & printed in Ireland
♻️ Plastic-free packaging, because the planet deserves better too.
Back Message:
This is a sincere act of friendship. The giver believes connection is built on honesty, supporting your right to break the rules. Be unapologetically comfortable in your truth.
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