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Try Not To Be A C*nt - Black Mouse Mat
Try Not To Be A C*nt - Black Mouse Mat
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€17,95
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The Rebel Guarantee
The Rebel Guarantee
The Rebel Guarantee
We don’t slap our owl on rubbish.
- Packed by rebels in Ireland for our cards, pens and physical products.
- Printed to order in Europe for hoodies, tees, mugs and other items of our own design.
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- If your order arrives damaged or we’ve clearly messed something up (we are human), we’ll make it right. No gaslighting, no corporate nonsense.
Some people use affirmations.
You use… this.
This brutally honest mouse mat is the daily reminder we all secretly need: you could be a ray of sunshine today… or you could be yourself. “Note to self: try not to be a cunt today” is blunt, self-aware and weirdly wholesome – because at least you’re trying, right?
Perfect for desks where the sarcasm is strong, the patience is limited and the self-awareness is on point. Ideal for you, your favourite gobshite, or that coworker who’s trying to behave. Sort of.
• Adds instant attitude to any office, home desk or gaming setup
• Smooth surface for easy mouse gliding
• Non-slip base to stay put during rage-clicking
• Size: 220 × 180 × 3 mm
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, mercury, Hexavalent Chromium, Brominated Flame Retardants and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Gifting Rebel ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at rebelcrew@giftingrebel.ie or write to us 11 Woodlawn, Portlaoise, Co. Laois, R32 PVK0.
You use… this.
This brutally honest mouse mat is the daily reminder we all secretly need: you could be a ray of sunshine today… or you could be yourself. “Note to self: try not to be a cunt today” is blunt, self-aware and weirdly wholesome – because at least you’re trying, right?
Perfect for desks where the sarcasm is strong, the patience is limited and the self-awareness is on point. Ideal for you, your favourite gobshite, or that coworker who’s trying to behave. Sort of.
• Adds instant attitude to any office, home desk or gaming setup
• Smooth surface for easy mouse gliding
• Non-slip base to stay put during rage-clicking
• Size: 220 × 180 × 3 mm
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, mercury, Hexavalent Chromium, Brominated Flame Retardants and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Gifting Rebel ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at rebelcrew@giftingrebel.ie or write to us 11 Woodlawn, Portlaoise, Co. Laois, R32 PVK0.
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