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"I'm Surrounded By Idiots” Fidget Stylus Pen
"I'm Surrounded By Idiots” Fidget Stylus Pen
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The Rebel Guarantee
The Rebel Guarantee
The Rebel Guarantee
We don’t slap our owl on rubbish.
- Packed by rebels in Ireland for our cards, pens and physical products.
- Printed to order in Europe for hoodies, tees, mugs and other items of our own design.
- Secure checkout powered by Shopify.
- If your order arrives damaged or we’ve clearly messed something up (we are human), we’ll make it right. No gaslighting, no corporate nonsense.
For the person who spends their day silently screaming in meetings.
The “I’M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS” Fidget Stylus Pen is your new emotional support stationery. Sleek black barrel, bold yellow truth bomb, and just enough sarcasm to get you through the next pointless email thread.
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Stress-busting fidget top – Spin the textured topper instead of rolling your eyes out of your head.
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Soft-touch metal barrel – Aluminium body with a rubberised finish and chrome trim that feels properly premium.
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Pen & stylus in one – Take notes on paper, swipe through slides, or sign docs on your tablet without lifting a finger (except maybe that one, in your head).
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Smooth 1.0 mm writing tip – Black or blue ink that glides, even when your patience doesn’t.
Perfect gift for overworked managers, burnt-out teachers, programmers fixing everyone else’s mess, and any poor bastard who’s the only one who knows what’s going on.
Because if you have to explain it one more time… this pen will say it for you.
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