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“Give Me Back My Pen…You Cunt!” Fidget Stylus Pen
“Give Me Back My Pen…You Cunt!” Fidget Stylus Pen
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The Rebel Guarantee
The Rebel Guarantee
The Rebel Guarantee
We don’t slap our owl on rubbish.
- Packed by rebels in Ireland for our cards, pens and physical products.
- Printed to order in Europe for hoodies, tees, mugs and other items of our own design.
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Some thieving bastard has your pen again? Not this time.
The “Give Me Back My Pen…You Cunt!” Fidget Stylus Pen is for people who are done pretending they’re okay with “just borrowing it for a sec”.
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Stress-busting fidget top – Spin the textured topper during long, soul-draining meetings instead of flipping the table.
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Soft-touch metal barrel – Aluminium with a rubberised finish and shiny chrome trim so it feels as good as it looks aggressive.
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2-in-1 pen & stylus – Jot on paper, swipe on screens, sign your life away on a tablet – all with one rude little weapon.
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Crisp black ink – Smooth 1.0 mm tip for everyday writing, from shopping lists to strongly worded emails.
Perfect as a sweary desk upgrade, a passive-aggressive warning label, or a gloriously inappropriate gift for that friend who really values their stationery.
If they still walk off with it after reading the barrel… well, now you’ve clearly labelled the cunt.
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