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Santa’s C*nt List Card – Christmas Card
Santa’s C*nt List Card – Christmas Card
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For the mate who’s not just on the naughty list — they are the reason it exists. This hilariously rude Christmas card is the perfect pick for friends with filthy mouths, chaotic energy, and a deep appreciation for dark humour during the holidays. Featuring our unimpressed festive owl and the brilliantly bold line: “Santa has a cunt list – it’s just a piece of paper with your name on it”, this is not your average holiday greeting card. It’s for the unapologetic legends who swear like sailors, laugh at the wrong moments, and make every Christmas gathering just a little more unhinged.
Printed on premium 300gsm card with a smooth matte finish, it's a joy to write in — whether you’re crafting a heartfelt insult or just drawing something wildly inappropriate. Blank inside. Comes with a white envelope. A6 size. Designed and printed in Ireland.
A rude, funny Christmas card for the glorious menace in your life.
Back Message:
This is a sincere act of friendship. The giver believes connection is built on honesty, supporting your right to break the rules. Be unapologetically comfortable in your truth.
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